Well Justin left this morning on a trip for work and I have tons of stuff to get done because we are about to go on vacation. This morning I got the girls fed and headed to the grocery store. They were both good until I got to the checkout line. Ally starts crying because she is getting hungry and Samantha is desperately trying to get the package open that contains a foam ball that I told her she could have for being so good in the store. I am in the self checkout with a cart full of groceries thinking that I can check myself out faster than a person who does this 8 hours a day. Should I say Duh! Anyway while I am ringing groceries as fast as I can I hear Samantha scream "YEA, I did it." Well I look over and she has the ball out of the package and I think well ok that's no big deal at least she is happy. Next, she starts yelling "Moma ball". I turn around and think oh she has dropped it so I hand the ball back to her, and again start messing with the groceries only to hear "Moma go get it" I turn around and this time the ball is about 15ft away and she is grinning ear to ear. This child actually thinks we are playing ball in the store while she is strapped to a grocery cart. Hello that is called Moma fetch the ball! This time I go get the ball and don't give it back to her. I quickly finish checking out and we head home. I bring in the groceries and put away any that need to go in the refrigerator and then I give Sam a drink and a snack and get myself ready to start nursing Ally. Well this situation almost always means that Samantha is going to tell me that she needs to go potty. So of course she tells me she needs to go poop in the potty. Well I take her in there and one handed get her on the potty because there is no way Ally is going to stop eating because she is starving so you get the picture. Well Samantha can not go potty if you are in the bathroom with her so I leave. Of course this trip ends with her not going.... I sit down again and start feeding the baby and Daddy calls to check on his girls. I am telling him how our day is going and Samantha comes and tells me again that she needs to poop on the potty so yet again we head into the bathroom and I leave her in there to continue my conversation with Daddy. She comes running back in the living room and I ask her what she is doing and she says "I got down" and I am thinking well great I better go get the pull-up and put it back on when she looks at me with this look of shock and says "uh oh Moma" and I am thinking no please don't let this be the "uh oh" I think it is. Well she starts running back toward the bathroom and you guessed it she is pooping the whole way. Did you know that you could poop while running? Well neither did I and let's just say I wish I didn't know! Well that is just the first half of the day, let's just hope that the second half of the day isn't blog worthy!! Have a good one!
6 comments:
That is too funny!! Oh the wonderful world of potty training. When you are on vacation, she can just eat dirt and poop outdoors, j/k. Have a great trip! Erin
Whew.....I can even now remember those kind of days with my babies. And trust me Samantha's daddy was the test pilot of "I can't believe he did that". Good job Jana, you survived another day, and got a giggle out of it. You go Sammy girl.
Hehe! Leaving a trail so she could find her way back? ;) I bet you sleep really well at night. :)
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Aw Jana this is a horror story I didn't need to hear 10 days before our 2nd daughter is born!! Actually I really appreciate it, it helps me prepare for what's to come and I can only pray I'll have the same fun loving, positive attitude that you do!! Keep the stories coming :) Jen
i have this image of justin enjoying hernados while you are cleaning up poop! you are a SUPERMOM!!!
kelly
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